Explaining The Flock

WHAT ARE THESE CRAZY BIRDS DOING IN YOUR FRONT YARD?

There are two things you need to do to have these fine specimens removed from your yard:

1) Pay me off…
Make a donation to my fundraising efforts either by check (made payable to the "Susan G Komen 3 Day Walk")), or credit/debit card (go to http://www.the3day.org/goto/PinkDramaMama and make a donation. Please comment that it is for the "Flock"). Suggested donation amount is $25, but I realize not everyone can do that, so any amount is appreciated. Of course, donations in excess of $25 are also greatly appreciated. “NOTE” Any donation in excess of $50 also “buys” you flocking insurance, which means your friends can’t flock you back for 60 days. $100 or more “buys” you insurance for the entire 2010 fundraising season.

2) Turn in a friend…
Give me the name and address of a neighbor or friend who will be the next recipient of this lovely pair of birds. I won’t ask if you’re sending them out of fun, friendship or mischief…I just ask that you do help them find a new home. As soon as I’ve received your donation, I’ll remove the girls from your front yard and will plant them anywhere you’d like in a 20 mile radius (for now).